February 2012
Me: did he ask you what your dreams and ambitions are hahahahahahaha
Vivian: no thank god!! I wouldve been like “um… well I want to be a donkey”
Me: blablabla IT’S STILL THERE
Vivian: are you trying to change the subject
Me: stfu!! I’m not changing the subject I’m just a.d.d :(
Vivian: Oh I thought you were changing it hAHAHAH
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
HAHAHA THIS IS ME
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Girl: im not a jealous girlfriend
Girl: wait why were you talking to her
Girl: do you know her
Girl: she's a slut you know
Girl: you fucked her huh
Girl: tell me
Girl: fine then go talk to your other girl
Girl: that's a slut
Girl: I love you don't leave
I guess it doesn't kill you as much as it kills me...
All the right things happened at the wrong time.
Never keep a girl confused about your feelings.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Someone who really did care about you, wouldn't...